The best quotes by the author we have brought to you
“I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.” (The Code of the Woosters Quotes)
P. G. Wodehouse
The Code of the Woosters
“I don’t mind people talking rot in my presence, but it must not be utter rot.”
P. G. Wodehouse
The Code of the Woosters
“I mean, imagine how some unfortunate Master Criminal would feel, on coming down to do a murder at the old Grange, if he found that not only was Sherlock Holmes putting in the weekend there, but Hercule Poirot, as well.” ~ Bertram “Bertie” Wooster”
P. G. Wodehouse
The Code of the Woosters
“I suppose a man who has been hit over the head with a picture of a girl chirruping to a pigeon and almost immediately afterwards enmeshed in a sheet can never really retain the cool, intelligent outlook.”
P. G. Wodehouse
The Code of the Woosters
“It was a silver cow. But when I say ‘cow’, don’t go running away with the idea of some decent, self-respecting cudster such as you may observe loading grass into itself in the nearest meadow. This was a sinister, leering, Underworld sort of animal, the kind that would spit out of the side of its mouth for twopence.”
P. G. Wodehouse
The Code of the Woosters
“The cup of tea on arrival at a country house is a thing which, as a rule, I particularly enjoy. I like the crackling logs, the shaded lights, the scent of buttered toast, the general atmosphere of leisured cosiness.”
P. G. Wodehouse
The Code of the Woosters
“The wretched man seemed fully conscious of his position.”
P. G. Wodehouse
The Code of the Woosters
“There are moments, Jeeves, when one asks oneself, ‘Do trousers matter?'” “The mood will pass, sir.”
P. G. Wodehouse
The Code of the Woosters
“There is a fog, sir. If you will recollect, we are now in Autumn – season of mists and mellow fruitfulness.”
P. G. Wodehouse
The Code of the Woosters
“You can’t fling the hands up in a passionate gesture when you are driving a car at fifty miles an hour. Otherwise, I should have done so.”
P. G. Wodehouse
The Code of the Woosters
