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“I know I should feel lucky to be alive at a time when there’s modern medicine and smartwatches and peanut-butter-filled pretzels. But sometimes I wish I was born a little sooner so I had a chance to actually Discover something. Because when you find something new they Name it after you.” (The Deep End Quotes)
Jeff Kinney
The Deep End
“I love my family and all, but I don’t need to spend twenty-four hours a day with them, seven days a week. And that’s EXACCTLY the way it’s been around here lately.”
Jeff Kinney
The Deep End
“I remembered that the guy at the camping store Said if you saw a bear out in nature the best thing You could do was make noise to scare it away.”
Jeff Kinney
The Deep End
“Mom says being bored is good, because it makes you use your imagination. But whenever I try it I always end up imagining the exact same thing.”
Jeff Kinney
The Deep End
“When God created the animals, he gave them all cool stuff to defend themselves with, like shells and talons and claws. But then when the time came to create People all the Good ideas were used up. I guess God made up for it by giving us big Brains. But, if it was up to me, I probably would’ve gone with Quills.”
Jeff Kinney
The Deep End
