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A good kiss will do that: make a girl forget herself for a while.
Ali Hazelwood
The Love Hypothesis
A heart will break even more easily than the weakest of hydrogen bonds.
Ali Hazelwood
The Love Hypothesis
Academia takes a lot from you and gives back very little. It’s hard to stick around without a good reason to do so.
Ali Hazelwood
The Love Hypothesis
Academia was very much an old boys’ club, where those who held the power liked to take advantage of those who didn’t without repercussions.
Ali Hazelwood
The Love Hypothesis
“And then I’ll come find you, and I’ll take care of you.” – Adam” (The Love Hypothesis Quotes)
Ali Hazelwood
The Love Hypothesis
Approximately two out of three fake-dating situations will eventually involve room-sharing; 50 percent of room-sharing situations will be further complicated by the presence of only one bed.
Ali Hazelwood
The Love Hypothesis
“Because I’m starting to wonder if this is what being in love is. Being okay with ripping yourself to shreds, so the other person can stay whole.”
Ali Hazelwood
The Love Hypothesis
“Being okay with ripping yourself to shreds, so the other person can stay whole.”
Ali Hazelwood
The Love Hypothesis
“But a good kiss will do that: make a girl forget herself for a while.”
Ali Hazelwood
The Love Hypothesis
“Carry yourself with the confidence of a mediocre white man.”
Ali Hazelwood
The Love Hypothesis
“Everyone likes tall, broody, sullen hunks with genius IQs.”
Ali Hazelwood
The Love Hypothesis
“Expiration dates are for the weak.”
Ali Hazelwood
The Love Hypothesis
“He opened his mouth, and then closed it. And then opened it again. You kissed that mouth, Olive. And it was a good kiss.”
Ali Hazelwood
The Love Hypothesis
“He’d clearly never seen a rom-com or read a romance novel in his life.”
Ali Hazelwood
The Love Hypothesis
“Her heart may be broken, but her brain was doing just fine.”
Ali Hazelwood
The Love Hypothesis
“I am going to take care of this,” he told her. There was something determined, earnest in his eyes. Olive had never felt safer, or more loved. “And then I’ll come find you, and I’ll take care of you.”
Ali Hazelwood
The Love Hypothesis
“I know it’s scary, being vulnerable, but you can allow yourself to care. You can want to be with people as more than just friends or casual acquaintances.”
Ali Hazelwood
The Love Hypothesis
“I must say, the line between excellent career choice and critical life screwup is getting a bit blury.”
Ali Hazelwood
The Love Hypothesis
“I wish you could see yourself the way I see you”
Ali Hazelwood
The Love Hypothesis
“I’m going to kill you,” he gritted out, little more than a growl. “If you say another word about the woman I love, if you look at her, if you even think about her – I’m going to f*cking kill you.” (The Love Hypothesis Quotes)
Ali Hazelwood
The Love Hypothesis
“If you say another word about the woman I love, He’d clearly never seen a rom-com or read a romance novel in his life.”
Ali Hazelwood
The Love Hypothesis
“I’m starting to wonder if this is what being in love is. Being okay with ripping yourself to shreds, so the other person can stay whole.”
Ali Hazelwood
The Love Hypothesis
In academia every position above the graduate student level required some degree of assness in order to be held for any length of time, with tenured faculty at the very peak of the ass pyramid.
Ali Hazelwood
The Love Hypothesis
“It wasn’t until a few minutes later, when she was sitting on her bed staring at the Boston skyline and chewing on her lunch, that Olive realized that the protein bar Adam had given her was covered in chocolate.”
Ali Hazelwood
The Love Hypothesis
“I’ve never been surer of anything. Except maybe cell theory.”
Ali Hazelwood
The Love Hypothesis
Not everyone has what it takes to be a scientist, and those who don’t should be weeded out.
Ali Hazelwood
The Love Hypothesis
“Not having a life came in handy, sometimes.”
Ali Hazelwood
The Love Hypothesis
“Olive had felt that he was on her side. Over & over, & in ways that could never have anticipated, he had made her feel unjudged.”
Ali Hazelwood
The Love Hypothesis
“Only child of financially rich but emotionally poor parents. I could do whatever I wanted but had no one to do it with.”
Ali Hazelwood
The Love Hypothesis
“Or, you could stay mad, and we could go to your lab and throw test tubes full of toxic reagents at each other until the pain of third-degree burns overrides your shitty mood? Sounds like fun, no?”
Ali Hazelwood
The Love Hypothesis
“She would have loved to run to the edge of campus and scream into the void until modern civilization collapsed, but that wasn’t exactly a pressing matter.”
Ali Hazelwood
The Love Hypothesis
That’s the thing with science. We’re drilled to believe that false positives are bad, but false negatives are just as terrifying. Not being able to see something, even if it’s in front of your eyes. Purposefully making yourself blind, just because you’re afraid of seeing too much.
Ali Hazelwood
The Love Hypothesis
“There’s nothing bad about taking more than five years to graduate,” he offered in a conciliatory tone.”
Ali Hazelwood
The Love Hypothesis
“This might be inappropriate but… Olive. You are really… You are extraordinary”
Ali Hazelwood
The Love Hypothesis
Virginity is not a continuous variable, it’s categorical. Binary. Nominal. Dichotomous. Ordinal, potentially.
Ali Hazelwood
The Love Hypothesis
“You can fall in love: someone will catch you.”
Ali Hazelwood
The Love Hypothesis
“You kiss him and next thing you know he’s saving your ass and he’s buying you scones and calling you a smart-ass in a weirdly affectionate tone”
Ali Hazelwood
The Love Hypothesis
