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“Being gay is so hard,” he muttered. “Not only do you have to admit that, but then you have to find out what kind of gay you are. It’s all very confusing. It was so much easier when we played with Legos instead of dressing like leather cubs and pedo-bait.” (The Queen & the Homo Jock King Quotes)
TJ Klune
The Queen & the Homo Jock King
“I am not defined by tragedy. Instead, I made it my bitch.”
TJ Klune
The Queen & the Homo Jock King
“I felt aroused and confused. It was like I was twelve again and standing in front of the men’s underwear section at Kmart, looking at the headless torsos on the Hanes packages and wondering why I was getting sweaty.”
TJ Klune
The Queen & the Homo Jock King
“I was very convincing. If there was an award for best he-she performance in front of a government official, I would have won it hands down.”
TJ Klune
The Queen & the Homo Jock King
“If I ever catch you performing ‘Let It Go’ from Frozen, I’ll castrate you and feed your dicks to some horses.”
TJ Klune
The Queen & the Homo Jock King
“It started when I was a kid. I would pout and people would give me things like burritos or baseball cards. Then I got older and people would try and give me sex instead, and I just wanted another burrito.” (The Queen & the Homo Jock King Quotes)
TJ Klune
The Queen & the Homo Jock King
“So they can do anal but they can’t have a talk about feelings? That seems backward if you ask me.”
TJ Klune
The Queen & the Homo Jock King
“Sometimes we hope for things to be a certain way, even though we know most likely it will never be. I think it’s better to temper expectations toward something realistic rather than something fantastical. It makes things easier when people let you down.”
TJ Klune
The Queen & the Homo Jock King
“Take a shower. You smell like what sad dreams are made of.”
TJ Klune
The Queen & the Homo Jock King
